What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
OED Jokes
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
