OED jokes

What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?

A can o' bull.

There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.

This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.

So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."

THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.

What do you call a private nun?

Nun-o-yo-business.

The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"