Ocean Liner jokes
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.