Ocean Liner Jokes

Water

It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

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  • Titanic

    The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"

    Titanic

    People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!

    Mom

    Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

    Titanic

    I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

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  • Iceberg

    What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

    "Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

    Fish

    Where do you go to get the best fish?

    A restaurant on the Titanic.

    Titanic

    Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

    Fat

    Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

    Mama

    Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

    Iceberg

    Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!

    Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.

    Iceberg

    "Watch out, there's an iceberg!"

    Other person: "We will be fine."

    10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."