Ocean Liner jokes
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.