I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
