Ocean Liner jokes

People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"

What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"

Other person: "We will be fine."

10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

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  • Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!

    Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.

    It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

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