Object-oriented Programming jokes

How did the Java programmer's son get rich?

Because of inheritance.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

I answered, "Happy."

The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.

How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.

Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.