Number ten jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
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How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.