Number System jokes

A Roman walks into a bar.

He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."

What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?

Roamin’ Numerals.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?