Nudity jokes

A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.