Norse Mythology jokes

Spider

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God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

Bar Code

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Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

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  • Norway

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    Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

    So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.