Norse Mythology jokes

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

What did the suicidal leprechaun say?

"Irish I was dead."

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.