Norse Mythology jokes

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?

When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?