No jokes
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Fatherโs or Motherโs Day.
Memes
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Wife: Iโm pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, Iโm dad.
Wife: No, youโre not.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What is an orphanโs least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so itโs relatable.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.