No jokes

Why can't an orphan play basketball?

Because no one will be cheering them on.

What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?

He couldn't even open it.

You: Find a time clock that can change time.

Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?

You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!

Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.

MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.

DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.

MOM: No, you're not.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fish with no eyes.

I told a chemist a joke.

No reaction.

Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."

They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.

What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

Why don't orphans have a site page?

Because there's no home page.

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."