No jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

Why can’t USA and England play chess?

The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.