No jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.