No jokes
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.