Night Owl jokes

What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...

Sleep, but make it forever.

I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"