NFL team jokes

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?

-"I want my quarterback."