Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.