New York jokes
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.