Nevermind Jokes

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

Did you hear the rumors about butter?

Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.

Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.

Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.