BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY
BlessedBrian’s family reunions must be like a casting call for the ADDAMS FAMILY
Leo must be a PARKING TICKET... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME
BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe
BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST
Slade must be WiFi... because i’m not feeling a CONNECTION
Damn boy , you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”
