Music history jokes

Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.

Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.

I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.

"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...