Music history jokes

Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.

Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.

I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.

"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.