Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowed the prices
ur mother
your mums foreheads
Why don't Orphans go to the shops because when there mum leaves shes never coming back
Yo mum so gay she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay
Guess what. What? Your mum saw your 1inch
Your mums so dumb she though porn hub was corn hub
Knock knock who’s there yo mum yo mum who yo mum is watching you wank right now
Your mum is so fat she eats every meal from KFC, MACCAS, HUNGRY JACKS ALL AT ONCE!!!!!
What does the M and D in orphan stand for? Mum and Dad
Like this comment if: -Your mom is sus -Your mum is sus
Dislike if: -You are horny
Roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down your mums Facebook will do
Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman
ur mum is stupid just like u
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul walker run
“Mum I just won this phone in a race!” “Who was in the race?” “The owner of the phone And the police I think they’re at the door to congratulate me!”
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI
If someone is mean to an orphan just say I will call ur mum and make them cry even more
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum, joke's on him, I have two dads.
