Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
ur mother
your mums foreheads
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Yo mum so gay she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What does the M and D in orphan stand for? Mum and Dad
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down your mums Facebook will do
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
