Mucus jokes
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Community talk
The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more