Mucus jokes
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Community talk
The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more