Mrs Grapes jokes
What does Mrs. Grapes 馃崌 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Why wouldn鈥檛 Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 馃崌 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why did Ms. Grapes 馃崌 want to marry Mr. Grapes 馃崌?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
What is purple and whines when it鈥檚 squished?
A bunch of grapes! 馃崌馃槀
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.