Mrs Grapes jokes

What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?

Raisin' kids.

Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?

Because she loves raisin kids.

Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?

Because she loves raisin' kids.

Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?

Because she loves raisin kids.

What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.

What is purple and whines when it’s squished?

A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.