Moxie jokes
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
Community talk
I'm going to direct this at @lily, you made a post that filled with alts, all based off of known characters, eg Moxie, Anakin Skywalker or howver the fuck u spell it. Basically, I'm 100% theyre all alts and the reason me and mal were given mod was to basically stop, that, so to sum it up: If you use these alts to increase your followers, cause drama or do dumb/fuck shit up/etc etc etc. Well just ban, all the alts okay?
(Yes ill pay attention to the poll but don't rig it)