Movie Industry jokes
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.