Movie Industry jokes

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.