Motivational quote jokes

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?

"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow