Motivational quote jokes

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?

"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."