Motivational quote jokes
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow