Moooves jokes

Why are cows such great dancers?

They have all the best moooves!

The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"

What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.

What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.