Moooves jokes

Why are cows such great dancers?

They have all the best moooves!

The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"

What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.