How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl
My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now
my two moods are “i can’t believe i get to be a person” and “i can’t believe i have to be a person”
therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?
satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol”
therapist: that's not so bad
satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
an emo tried to give me a high five... I left him hanging
A DEPRESSED GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS "CAN I GET SHOT".THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "YOU MEAN CAN YOU GET A SHOT RIGHT?THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "WELL..........WHAT DRINK WOULD YOU LIKE?THE DEPRESSED THEN RESPONDS WITH A "NO I REALLY WANT TO GET SHOT.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment emo🇷🇺
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
--> I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
--> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
--> and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
-->and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
