Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Monk Jokes
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.
The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
