Monk

Monk Jokes

Mama

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Cow

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

Dwarf

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

Nun

A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.

The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"

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