Your mama is so ugly. The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
What do you call a Legless Cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food
why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
-Dark_Humor
What games do monks play a lot?
AMONK us.
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
