Money Laundering jokes

Bank

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Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

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  • Congressman

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    A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."

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  • Evidence

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    If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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  • Thief

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    So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

    Dirty bastards.

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