Mole jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

Mole

What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

They both live underground, except for the eagle.

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

What's the difference between a mole and a priest?

One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.

Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.

It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.