Mohawk jokes
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Community talk
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more