Mnemonic jokes

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

How do you spell ihop?

Then spell ihop and say "ness".

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?