I once told a chemistry joke....sadly it got no reaction
Did anyone ever noticed that " STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying.
so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer : Chi-ca-go
what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.