Mixture jokes

I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.

Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?

A sourpuss.

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.