Mistrust jokes

I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3

The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.