Mistrust jokes
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
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Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
