Mini skirt jokes
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.