How does Helen Keller say dad? I don’t know but you should ask her..... wait never mind she can’t talk.
What's the difference between a ukip voter & a shopping trolley? Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
Q:Get up for a chair joke. A:Oh never mind you can sit down
what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles.
lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind it’s too Pointless
Free will is like having a vagina you don't need to know how to use it and you don't need to know what it does but what matters is that you have it.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What did santa use as a candy cane? Wait wait I said it wrong Ok What did santa use to do his garden....never mind
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism Teacher: What? Boy: Well... Never mind, he's well supported
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
at the back of abraham lincon's mind next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
What to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it’s to chesesy
I see some objects over there... oh never mind, that's a woman.
