Milk Island jokes
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.