Milk Island jokes
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
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Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.