Military Plane jokes

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.