Mildew jokes

Bleach

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

I am decayed. My lungs are filled with thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile be gentle with my corpse;