Mid life crisis jokes

An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.

He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.

Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.

The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis.

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"

The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.