Michell jokes
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.