Michell jokes
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 馃槅
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Despite Michael Jackson鈥檚 legal problems while he was alive, McDonald鈥檚 is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They鈥檙e going to call it the McMichael! It鈥檚 going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"