Michael Jackson's songs jokes

What's harder than steel?

Michel Jackson in an orphanage.

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"You have a great singer inside you."

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"