Michael Jackson's songs jokes
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 馃槏馃槏馃槏
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!