Michael Jackson's songs jokes

What's harder than steel?

Michel Jackson in an orphanage.

What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)