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Swf · 1 year ago
    • A picture of a penguin wearing a red tie looking angrily at the viewer. Text on top reads, "Americans when they see someone using km/h instead of glazed donuts per bald eagle." Text at the bottom in brackets reads "[anger]".
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    TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago
    • The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."
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    • 9mm

    Wade · 3 years ago

    • How do Americans learn the metric system?

    9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

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