Meow meow jokes

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

What did Ahsan do?

Meow meow.

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.

"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.

"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

Meow meow meow meow :p

God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

What do you do when your cat's not home?

Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.

I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain.

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.