Menus jokes

Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?

There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.

McDonald's :)

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.