Menus jokes
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"