How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
why can't depressed people make depression jokes because they cant talk if they are dead.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut
If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
All these suicide jokes are fucking killing me
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to Just Do It
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions. UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. 2 of my best friends have it and its actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. Its really not funny to joke about depression.
what do you call it when you see nothing but pants? brief psychotic disorder!
1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside
Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!
Depression: Lie in bed
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
