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Police

The Abyss · 10 months ago

Respectable

A close-up photo shows a person holding a pigeon. A small, light blue fabric backpack is strapped to the pigeon's back, and through an opening in the fabric, numerous small, white pills are visible inside. The text at the top reads, "Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack."

Jeffrey Epstein

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post. The post's text reads, 'These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.' Below the text is a photo taken from what appears to be a concert crowd. In the foreground, the top of a person's head is visible, looking up. The main focus is a large, clear, reflective sphere or bubble. Reflected inside this sphere are two men, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump, standing side-by-side and smiling towards the viewer. Epstein is on the left, wearing a light blue shirt and a dark blazer. Trump is on the right, wearing a dark suit and a light pink tie. Bright stage lights are visible in the background, creating a glowing effect around the figures.

Shampoo

The Abyss · 10 months ago

A person is holding a large, bright green bottle of "Minecraft 3-in-1 Body Wash Shampoo & Conditioner" in what appears to be a store aisle. The bottle features Minecraft characters like Steve, a Creeper, and zombies on its label. The pump top of the bottle is extended upwards. Overlay text on the image reads, "Might actually start showering."

Identity

The RĒAL RB · 10 months ago

Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."

Foreskin

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Hypocrisy

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A split image. On the left, a man with a long beard and a red hat that reads 'MAKE PEDOPHILES AFRAID AGAIN' points his finger. On the right, the same man, now bald and clean-shaven, is seen in an orange jumpsuit, appearing in a court or jail setting. The text above the images states 'Pedo Hunter arrested for raping his own daughter.' The text below says, 'Reminds me of when you kill someone in Among Us and then report it yourself to make it less suspicious.'

Bro

Anonymous · 10 months ago

Lil bro is hangry he Want food so give Jim sone

A very close-up, slightly blurry image of a child's face, showing their nose and the lower parts of their eyes, with numerous freckles visible on their fair skin.

Cash

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from 'Daily Noud' stating, 'Tyler, The Creator just found out the tooth fairy is not real. He was reportedly upset after waking up to no cash under his pillow.' Below the text are two images side-by-side. On the left, a photo of a man, Tyler, The Creator, wearing a baseball cap and a pinstriped shirt, looks with a confused or displeased expression. On the right, a cartoon illustration of a tooth fairy with blonde hair, a tiara, blue dress, and wings, holding a magic wand and a tooth, floating on a cloud under a crescent moon.

Porn

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Family

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a computer screen showing a severe moderation notice from an online platform. The title reads "Family Execution on 7/30". The text below states, "Our content monitors have determined that your behavior is a violation of our Terms of Use. Reviewed: 5/28/2020 12:03:19 AM (CT). Moderator Note: A Hitman Will be Sent to Your House. Reason: Inappropriate. Offensive Item: yo waffles are kinda fire ngl. Your Family Will Die. If you wish to appeal, please contact us via the Support." A "Logout" button is visible at the bottom right.

Goon

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A motivational phrase is displayed in large black letters on a white wall in what appears to be an indoor space like an office or a gaming cafe. The text reads: 'GOON, YOU CAN DO IT! JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES'. To the right of the text, there are several large black arrows pointing to the right, suggesting progress or direction. Two air conditioning units are mounted high on the wall above the text. Parts of chairs and tables are visible at the bottom of the image.

Instagram

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A smartphone screen showing an app usage list. The list displays app names, 'on screen' time, 'background' time, and total time. Visible apps include 'Torch' (53h 52m on screen), 'Clash of Clans' (33h 50m on screen), and 'Instagram' (9h 54m on screen). A red oval highlights the 'Instagram' entry, which also shows '6h 23m background' and a total of '16h 17m'. White text overlayed on the bottom part of the image reads: 'Been on insta a little too long.. gotta detox'.

Doll

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A top-down view of six pastel-colored plush dolls, known as Labubu dolls, arranged on a light wooden surface. The dolls have various facial expressions, including smiles, closed eyes, and mischievous grins. An overlay text reads, "I hate this genre of people." Below the image, a comment from 'benkelemete8' is visible, stating, "Y'all low-key sleeping on Labubu porn."

Friendship

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Fortnite

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of the Fortnite in-game shop displaying three items for purchase. The main heading is 'Jerkmate Ranked'. The first item is a 'Jerkmate Ranked' bundle, marked as 1,200 V-bucks off, and originally priced at 2,400-3,600 V-bucks. It features a half-red, half-blue robot character (Jerkbot) and associated items. The 'Jerkbot' character is also available separately for 1,600 V-bucks. The second item is 'Lube Looter', a pickaxe shaped like two white lotion bottles, priced at 800 V-bucks. The third item is 'Leaked CIA Files', depicted as a brown folder, priced at 1,200 V-bucks. Overlaid text at the bottom reads: 'Fortnite really just be collaborating with anyone.'

King Von

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A meme showing a partial screenshot of a Wikipedia page and a black and white close-up photo of a man's face. The Wikipedia page title, "Ping Pong," is circled in red. A large red arrow points from this title to the man's face, which is also circled in red. The man is King Von.

Male

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A split image with two sections. The left section, labeled 'BROGLE', shows a cartoon broccoli character from a hot tub, wearing a gold chain and sunglasses, looking relaxed. The right section, labeled 'ALPHA', shows a man with dark hair and a beard, wearing a black leather jacket, with a large red 'X' superimposed over him. He has a surprised or frustrated expression, with his mouth open and hands held up. Below the images, there is text resembling a YouTube video title: '15 Signs You're a 'Brogle' Male (SUPER RARE) & Is It Better Than 'ALPHA'?' and '134K views', followed by YouTube-like buttons for likes, dislikes, share, save, and report.

History

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A green background with a laughing Pepe the Frog image on the left. On the right, text compares 'Chinese history' to 'European history.' Chinese history is described as 'Chao Ling takes power; 247 million perish.' European history is described with a long, convoluted sentence about a noble marrying his half-sister, triggering a war between two other elaborately named figures, and establishing a small tax haven.

Shower

Anonymous · 10 months ago

A two-panel illustration comparing men and women before and after a shower. The top panel, labeled 'MAN', shows a man with messy, unkempt hair and beard before a shower, and a clean-cut, well-groomed man after a shower. The bottom panel, labeled 'WOMAN', shows an attractive woman with styled hair before a shower, and a woman with wet, matted hair and a distorted, unappealing face after a shower.

Text message

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

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